Dear Wife....I'm sending you this email to bring up to date on the events of
our family. I tried to talk to you while you were on your Computer, but you
just kept telling me that you would BRB.....whatever that means. So, I
decided to send you this email.
John Jr. cut his first tooth today. He's the one you bounce on your knee
while typing. Remember how he giggles when he hears the Ut Oh sound?
Sorry about him dropping his peanut butter sandwich on your keyboard. Is it
working okay since I cleaned it up for you? Can you read the letters I tried
to point back on your keyboard? Most of them had been rubbed off.
Susie had her first date Saturday night. She had a good time and said to
thank you for letting them use your car. She put the keys back on the key
rack underneath the cobwebs where she found them. Do you realize that she
wears the same size clothes as you do? In case you've forgotten her, she's
the one who has you raise your feet when she's running the sweeper.
Tim is playing football. He looks forward to going to school now that he has a
sport to play. He wanted to know if you would come to one of his games if we
bought you a laptop to bring along? Do you remember him? He*s the one who
empties your porta potty for you.
Lets see.....since the last time I wrote you (3 months ago), the refrigerator
had to be replaced. the dog died from old age, your mother and dad painted
the room where your computer is (hope you like the color), the church has a
new pastor, the President has been impeached, and oh yes..... I have a new
Well, I think that's about it. I'll email you again in about 3 months. You take
care of yourself honey. We all "miss" you very much and will see you the next
time the power goes off!